Crocs, the darlings of pregnant women who can no longer match socks, wayward fashonistas, and the potentially blind have built quite a reputation for quality assurance.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,419962,00.html
People of the world! There is only once way to stop the rubber menace! When you see a family, decked out for their Sunday jaunt crossing paths with you, grab the nearest parent and shake them until they can no longer muster coherence. Proceed to remove both shoes and beat them with both shoes, equally, seeing as we are trying to get a balanced message across. Turn to their children, suggest they go right across the street and take a look at some new shoes. Turn on your heel and feel a new spring in your step as you leave the sidewalk, you've just done a public service! Don't you feel great now? Good, because you're going to need that extra spring in your step, the off duty cop is gunning for you now, you may want to take off and lay low for a while.
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