Tuesday, October 14, 2008

YEAH! They...um...showed that guy....yeah.....

Of Yahoo's headlines, one in particular stands out:

U.S. to pour $250 billion into ailing banks
Candidates' new economic proposals reveal different strategies
U.N. reactivates cameras at North Korea nuclear complex

L.A. wildfires force thousands to evacuate

Ohio executes inmate who said he was too obese for injection
Study: Internet searching boosts brain activity for older adults
Woman undergoes controversial surgery for dwarfism


*I've highlighted it in case you missed it*

Yes, lets celebrate success,he was a terrible man, but we sure showed that fucker we could kill him....

Just noticing is all.


There is an alternative to death in prison, though some may see it as cruel....it's not one most people would think of....just see above.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Some Who Break the News Deserve to be Broken


Obama's constant barrage of "treasonous ties" and big news reports (like the one to the left not too long ago) is getting ridiculous. From the William Ayers story (which has been clarified to show their true relationship, meaning TWO PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO BE ON THE SAME PHILANTHROPIC FOUNDATION). But, anyways.

Obama Crimes is continuing on their "swing until we hit something" campaign and continues to speculate on Barack Obama's birth certificate. Now, here's the best part, this is their damning evidence...


I'd like to point out THE most important statement that FactCheck made, and that still exists, in their "Born in the USA" story:

You can click on the photos to get full-size versions, which haven't been edited in any way, except that some have been rotated 90 degrees for viewing purposes.

On the basis of this statement alone, FactCheck has just shot themselves right in the head. This is not an "inconsistently" in their story, but a death blow to it.


Wait, rotating the picture for viewing purposes is "editing" the photo, but their attempt at semantic argumentation is misleading, and in general, about as effective as flailing wildly against a wall in getting your point across.

Also, anyone who ends their name in Esquire, in addition to ending their completely failed attempts at breaking a story with the line

Your Honor, the Prosecution has just begun to rest its case.






Asshole doesnt even begin to describe you....

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I Can Has Master Debate Now?

The town hall debate. A wonderful tradition really, and a simple one at that. Ask the question, get your question answered. And while Tom Brokaw repeating the phrase "Here's a question from the internet" is the funniest out of context remark about the superhighway since "It's a series of tubes", he proved to be an excellent moderator, thankfully shutting both candidates up when that little stoplight in front of them blinked incessantly (might I suggest an Oscar style playoff for the next debate?). Obama won. Sorry for those on either side of the fence who saw it any differently, but McCain continuously repeat the same myths that have been blown out of the sky, even by his own campaign team. There have been enough polls shoved at the American people to make everyone feel like they've greased a real one and have left you sore until November, but the fact that most have been supplemented by user comments has allowed a glimpse into just how weird the reactions may be.

Take this comment on Fox News' YOU DECIDE reaction to the second debate:

Comment by Gertrud

I think it was a draw. While Obama was clearly more articulate, he kept violating the rules of debate, which shows disrespect not only to the host and the opponent, but also to the rules he signed off on.

McCain was inarticulate, almost begging people to sign on with him. The sound of his voice was what I associate with imploring. Also, his choice of words, “let’s do bla, bla, let’s get whatever” clearly showed that he didn’t have much knowledge about domestic issues, such as education and health care. There was a marked change in his demeanor and speech when the discussion turned to international affairs and the war in Iraq. Clearly, McCain is much more comfortable in these areas.

McCain should have kept his cool and focused more on the issues, rather than repeating the same debunked “facts” about Obama over and over.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Obama, I won’t vote for Obama, but Obama clearly performed better - which does not mean that he will be a better president.

I'm just wondering, how does a debate over the issues, and a variety of them at that, leave the "winner" as the weaker candidate for president? Just a thought.


Also served up by Fox News is somehting truly nuts. You ever wander the halls of your local state university and see a step group? It's excellent, save for the whole Stomp the Yard deal that was just an oversimplification, and an overall shit movie. Now, a videos been running around the internet of middle school kids stomping for Obama. Nice community involvement right? So I though, until I noticed these kids were chanting in military fatigues at the same time. On our tax dollars. As much as I appreciate any support for Obama, this reeks of a quick step away from a mash up of Fascist allegiance without a complete understanding (they're in middle school for fuck's sake!) and the oh so universal and timless appeal of the so-called Communist regimes of the world and their military fatigues and Facist sharing blind faith.

Check out the video

Oh, and here's your What the Fuck? moment of the day (again, FOX NEWS comment board):

Comment by Sonny Buck
October 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am

He wasnt’t participating because obama owes his allegience to others… if he wins we’ll find out who they are. But you can be sure they are part of his racial radical and terrorist ties. I bet that lapel pin feel like kryptonite to him.


...oh, you mean these racial ties Sonny Boy?


Hmm....and it makes me wonder....

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Are They Now?

Continuing with my internet headline cruising, a small snapshot was offered tonite. A small look into just how much of an understatement you really can make...

From the Yahoo! homepage headlines:

Activists chant slogans behind a burning U.S. flag during a rally to condemn the U.S. missile strikes in Pakistani tribal areas. (AP)

Taliban unusually angry

Officials think they see signs that an apparent U.S. missile strike killed a senior militant. » Harsh language


Are they really now? Jesus I hadn't realized it.

I have only a blank stare and the overwhelming urge to throw a maglight at the writer of that headline.

We're Really Trying


Sect. of State Rice said the US is "trying not to undermine Russia". Just as we've tried in the past not to undermine Middle Eastern politics. Just as we had nothing to do with Pinochet in Chile. Just as we have never supplied weapons to the very countries we have ended up labeling "the enemy". Just as we have not fucked up the past, we're really trying our best here to hold back.

We're trying like that third grader who failed his math test. Really, really hard.